Conversations with our Kids this week...

Grace: "Mom, look at my new puppy Diarrhea!"

Gracie's new Puppy DIARY!!!

Nathan: "Mama, I went poo poo in the potty!"

Mom: "Good Job Nathan!"

Nathan: "Mama, it's a BIG POOP!"

Mom: "Very Good!"

Nathan: "Mama, it's big like Daddy's!"

Mom: "Nate, is that popsicle good?"

Nate: "Yes, it's delicious!"

Nate: (franticly from the backseat) "Mama, Mama LOOK!!!"

Mom: "What Nathan?, What???"

Nate: (pointing to the steeple on top of the Mormon Church)  "LOOK ~ It's a ROCKET SHIP!!!"

Mom: "Gracie, pick up your baby doll, you shouldn't leave her laying around on the floor like that."

Gracie: "Oh, she's hurt."

Mom: "What happened to her?"

Gracie: "Somebody kicked her ass."

Mom: "Nathan, tell the waitress what you would like to drink."

Nate: "Beer!"

Mom: "Gracie, I cannot believe how big you are getting."

Gracie: "Look, my boobs are getting bigger too!"